I am Filipino, meaning I'm from the Philippines and I am entitled to use both spoon and fork when I eat.
I love the beach!
I love coffee, but it mustn't be instant coffee because that's really just forcing crap down your throat. Life is too short to spend it on 3-in-1 coffee.
I love to travel (when I get the chance-- and pesoses).
I am not at all impressed nor intimidated by people in high places. Don't mess with me or act like you're all smart, especially when you're not.
I dig photography. (You must see my pictures, I'm really great!)
I love dogs and want so much to have one in my apartment but my roommates will have none of it.
I love movies, but I'm no movie critic.
I am mighty proud of my Chavacano roots and try to speak our language any chance I get. Principalmente si tan cuento locuras!

What the hell is a Monggo?

noun, a.k.a. golden gram, green soy and mung bean
(1). one of many bean species recently moved from the genus Phaseolus to Vigna and is still often seen cited as Phaseolus aureus or Phaseolus radiatus.
(2). a freakishly large mole last seen on the face of a girl named Apple.
(3). adj. hilariously nonsensical.